Key: $3
Car scratch: $2400
Courtroom packed with military heros,press and a former Marine Judge: Priceless
Thanks to the boys at Blackfive , who broke this story and made it go viral all over skanky lawyer ass...
We have this update:
The case was called at 13:33, and..following his head buried up his ass pattern, Defendant assclown did arrive. Judge O'Malley...and seriously, with a name like O'Malley, he has to be cooler than cooler...I mean O'Malley's are the best! increased his bond to $20,000.00 and arrest warrant was issued.
Assclown called at 13:40 to say that he would be late and wanted to avoid the glaring reality of the media...
Sure...he was superbrave badass man when it was him on an empty street..takes huge balls to do that. But a couple Katie Couric wannabes and those nads suck right back up...
At 1400 hours asshat arrived and was reminded that he was late, and the Honorable O'Malley (I like that...Honorable O'Malley...can I convince people to call me that??) reminded him that he pulled the same crap at the last court event.
The Judge said "That is not the way I run my courtroom." He increased the bail and took him into custody and told him to try and work out a deal with the State.
Cooler than cool??? There were 25-35 marines and assorted military were there...brothers all. Standing in for Sgt.McNulty who is PROTECTING OUR ASSES RIGHT NOW IN IRAQ.
The case was recalled at 14:22 and asshat was brought back and the plea deal was entered into the record.
The Judge asked him if he had committed the specific acts he was accused of and, though shuffled and mumbled, O'Malley made him answer yes and the Judge read the facts into the record.
The deal agreed to was 1 year of Social Service Supervision, a restitution of 600 dollars to be
paid to Social Services and would go to the Injured Marine Semper Fi
fund(ha ha! Bite me Grodner...spending your money on something that pisses you off), to be paid by February 25th, 2008, and
$50/month in supervision fees.
And in a voice any true Irishman knows how to deliver, O'Malley said told the asshat (paraphrased) The "The Marine license plates the complaining witness had were not vanity plates or about ego, but the proceeds go toward the Marine and Navy scholarship fund for the children of fallen soldiers, sailors and marines. These Marines protect his very existence so people like you can enjoy their freedom."
He also reminded the clown that the reason there were so many in the courtroom and so much public interest is that the Marines have a tradition since 1775 that "No Marine gets left behind."
Hoorah indeed.
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